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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:27

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.